An Interview With Funkie Ghost: 
I recently took a few minutes to interview my friend Funkie Ghost, who frequently appears with me on this page…
Twee Cat: Thanks for taking the time to talk to me. Many of our readers have asked, when and where were you born?
Funkie Ghost: I guess I was born the day that I died.
Twee Cat: What do you think about the government?
Funkie Ghost: I wasn’t aware we had a government.
Twee Cat: Good point, we don’t. Next question. How about ‘Don’t Worry About The Government?’
Funkie Ghost: I like it. It’s pretty good.
Twee Cat: What are you made of?
Funkie Ghost: I am a loose conglomeration of transparent miasma held together by vague set of desires and whims. Depending on the clarity of my intentions, I am more or less cohesive, change shape, float higher or lower, and so on.
Twee Cat: So are you a non-physical being?
Funkie Ghost: I have no idea. I can interact with physical substances, except when I can’t.
Twee Cat: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Funkie Ghost: Probably either robbing a bank or buying a new calendar because I only have one for the rest of this year.
Twee Cat: How did you start appearing in Twee Cat Photography?
Funkie Ghost: One day, you were having an adventure and there was some blank space on the page and I just drifted in. I liked talking to you, so I stayed.
Twee Cat: Why do you spell your name with an ‘ie’ instead of a ‘y’?
Funkie Ghost: It’s after ‘The Funkie Moon’ by Smokey Johnson and Co., which I like to dance to when I’m in a good mood.
Twee Cat: What makes you so funky??
Funkie Ghost: Probably not very much. I enjoy funk, soul, jazz, and R&B music very much and I collect a lot of records in those genres.
Twee Cat: What is your life philosophy?
Funkie Ghost: Umm…I think it’s ‘try to be positive even when you’re mostly negative space.’
Twee Cat: Thank you for taking the time to talk to me.
Funkie Ghost: Mhmm!
