Hello, my name is Twee Cat, and I am the creator of this website. The site itself chronicles my adventures as a photographer and in my live in general. Me and my friends and acquaintances also post musings and miscellanies from time to time. I am a black and white cat, a photographer, and occasionally also a writer and philosopher when the mood strikes me to be such.
Funkie Ghost is my closest friend and confidant. He is, as you can probably discern, a ghost. We often go various places to explore. He’s not very helpful with my photography, except occasionally as a mild soft focus filter (results are similar to a softar II). He is an airy free spirit held together only by the unusual whims and wonderings which keep him from dissipating into the background consciousness of the universe. In general, he’s good company.
Catastrophizing Cactus is a potted cactus (we think he’s a San Pedro, but we can’t be certain) whose mindframe often leads him in the direction of cynicism and worry about the future. He is prone to exaggerated concern about the nature and severity of predicted future events. He is in general a kind fellow. He only needs to drink water once every two or three years, but it concerns him not to do so for more than a few days, and he maintains always a large stock of bottled water in case of emergency.
CPA is a four-armed giant talking carrot who is also an interdimensionally licensed certified public accountant. I first met him when I needed to do my taxes one year, but it turned out he was able to help me out with a wide variety of legal and technical matters. He feels more comfortable going around in a fancy hat because he feels that he is poorly drawn.
Eager Eggbeater is a hand-powered mechanical eggbeater who has been made animate and given life in some unknown, bizarre, and potentially necromantic procedure. He is upbeat and enthusiastic, and in all ways meets life with an attitude of willingness and excitement. He has to find ways of accommodating his unusual physiology and finds it difficult to sit in conventional chairs and such.
Feral Fox is a fox who is unburdened by conventional notions of what the world is. He’s a wild and crazy dude. Funkie Ghost and I think he may have been dropped on his head once or twice as a child. He’s always a little loopy, confused, distracted, and sleepy, and he always smells distinctly…herbal. His attention drifts off without the slightest prompting or distraction. He is a kind and affable soul, but sometimes a bit prone to misunderstandings.
Hipster Sage Cat is an ancient, wise cat who wears a hoodie and has extremely prominent eyebrows and a fu manchu. He is the reincarnation of the martial artist Pai Mei, who has been reborn as a cat as punishment for his past crimes against the integrity of the tiger style of Shaolin Kung Fu. He is a sage who often comments on subjects as diverse as indie culture, economics, psychology, religion, and politics.
Marvelous Malevolent Mucilaginous Minging Magical Multigrain Muffin is a muffin who goes around wearing a top hat and balancing on top of a cane. He also has magical powers and smells very bad. He was a week past the sell-by date when I first met him, and yet still, in a show of great tenacity and will to survive, continues to live on and search for love. He also sometimes carries a scimitar or other miscellaneous weapon, with which he threatens people when they won’t do what he asks.
We’re often meeting other folks over the course of events as they transpire, but these are a few of the people who have continued to appear most often over time.
That’s a brief introduction to me and my friends. And finally – Before you go and insult, deprecate, or question my friends and how typical or atypical they might be, go turn on the news for fifteen minutes, and then if you feel it’s really that much less ridiculous, come back and talk to me.