I Recently sat down with my friend Funkie Ghost for a brief interview about myself, my website, and my photography…
Funkie Ghost : Thank you for taking the time to sit down with me. Let’s start at the beginning – how did the universe begin, and when did you come into existence?
Twee Cat : I…I’m not sure exactly when…wait, why are you asking me that? It makes no sense to start a personal interview with the beginning of the universe. You have to define the scope of the conversation more clearly.
FG: OK, OK. Fair point. Let’s start with something more basic in that case. What is your name?
TC: What? You already know my name. It’s Twee Cat. That’s a ridiculous question. People who visit my website will probably already be aware of my name.
FG: That’s true, I suppose. Do you like butterflies?
TC: What? Why… You know what, fine. Yes. I do. I do like butterflies.
FG: Interesting. A Truly unexpected answer.
TC: You know you aren’t a particularly good interviewer.
FG: No, not particularly. More to the point, though, how many times in your life have you eaten jello?
TC: Hundreds. Maybe thousands. I don’t know. I’m not keeping track.
FG: Jello is delicious.
TC: That’s not even a question.
FG: No, I didn’t intend it to be.
TC: Oh. Well as long as we’re on the same page, I guess…
FG: You have several times met my friend and fellow ghost, Mustache Ghost. Mustache Ghost is of course the eminent scientist, explorer and intellectual, the first ghost to land on the moon, and in many ways a respected figure. What was it like to meet such an important person?
TC: Mustache Ghost is just what you call yourself when you put on a fake mustache. I know you think you’re fooling everyone, but you aren’t. I’m not sure Feral Fox has figured it out yet, though…
FG: Do you chew bubble gum?
TC: No, never. It gets in my fur.
FG: Well, thank you for taking the time to speak with me.
TC: This was a complete waste of time.