BREAKING: Mission To Rescue Fictitious Swordsman Zorro Revealed As True Purpose of Russian Invasion Of Ukraine

The real reason for the Russian invasion of Ukraine has finally been determined. Based on interviews with Russian soldiers on the ground in Eastern Ukraine, we at Twee Cat Photography can now confirm that the true motivation behind the invasion of Ukraine was in fact the rescue of fictional swordsman Zorro, most recently depicted on screen in the late ‘90s and early 2000s by Antonio Banderas. This intention was made clear by the use of the letter Z to mark many Russian military vehicles. The endeavor, our sources indicate, arose out of a simple misunderstanding at the highest levels of government.

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A Monkey Washing A Cat Perfectly Depicts Our Existential Circumstances

Marvelous Malevolent Mucilaginous Minging Magical Multigrain Muffin is a correspondent for Twee Cat Photography...
Marvelous Malevolent Mucilaginous Minging Magical Multigrain Muffin is a muffin wearing a top hat and balancing on top of a cane. He is a correspondent for Twee Cat Photography, and an occasional contributor to the New York Review Of Books.

Hey, Jerks.

Dear Reader, I am writing to you today as the glad harbinger of the news that an age old philosophical question, which had previously troubled the greatest minds of former generations, has finally been solved. I speak, of course, of the problem of the meaning or ultimate significance of life itself.

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