The real reason for the Russian invasion of Ukraine has finally been determined. Based on interviews with Russian soldiers on the ground in Eastern Ukraine, we at Twee Cat Photography can now confirm that the true motivation behind the invasion of Ukraine was in fact the rescue of fictional swordsman Zorro, most recently depicted on screen in the late ‘90s and early 2000s by Antonio Banderas. This intention was made clear by the use of the letter Z to mark many Russian military vehicles. The endeavor, our sources indicate, arose out of a simple misunderstanding at the highest levels of government.
A Monkey Washing A Cat Perfectly Depicts Our Existential Circumstances
Hey, Jerks.
Dear Reader, I am writing to you today as the glad harbinger of the news that an age old philosophical question, which had previously troubled the greatest minds of former generations, has finally been solved. I speak, of course, of the problem of the meaning or ultimate significance of life itself.
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